Yes, Dear Reader. We enjoy those ‘in depth’ interviews as much as anyone else. But - BUT - we also enjoy the lighter side of music, too. We simply cannot go on any longer without knowing what JAWNY has in his pockets. So we asked. And we kinda wish we hadn’t.
Who’s your favourite pop star?
Dolly Parton.
If you had to be on a TV game show, which would you choose?
I legit don’t know a single TV game show off the top of my head, I’ve not had cable TV in 10 years. I want to be a professional wrestler, though. That would be sick.
How tall are you?
6’9 and growing by the day baby.
What was the last thing you broke?
I broke my cutting board two weeks ago on accident, and I still haven’t recovered from the loss.
What’s your biggest fear?
My dog running away bc I’m 6’9 and growing and I’m scared she will soon think I am a giant and run.
If you could have a superpower of your choosing, what would it be?
I want super perfect white teeth that I never have to brush, and my breath always smells beautiful.
Do you believe in aliens?
Absolutely. I got the scars on my stomach to prove it.
Have you ever seen a ghost?
I have not, and I plan to keep it that way because I believe in those too.
What have you got in your pockets right now?
Absolutely nothing I’m ass naked rn answering these and my skin is pocketless.
If we gave you $10, what would you spend it on?
50 fake Twitter followers to retweet and favourite this article, so it looks like people actually give a fuck about little ole me.
What did you last dream about?
I had a terrible dream that I don’t even want to begin to try to explain. Just know it wasn’t fun.
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?
In middle school I was walking around the track after lunch, and somebody pulled my pants down, and everybody saw my willy, and then I panicked and pulled up my boxers, and those were embarrassing too, so I basically got double embarrassed. If only they could see me now. Still ugly and still wearing embarrassing underwear.
