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Hair Police | Artist profile | Dork

Artists
Hair Police

HAIR POLICE

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Matt MinterTrevor TremaineRobert Beatty Mike Connelly

Music videos by Hair Police

Music videos

Hair Police — Hair Police - Constantly Terrified (Full Album)

Hair Police - Constantly Terrified (Full Album)

Hair Police — Hair Police Strict

Releases

Albums

Mercurial Rites

2013

Certainty Of Swarms

2008

Prescribed Burning

2006

EPs

The Empty Quarter

2007

Drawn Dead

2005

Constantly Terrified

2005

Tracks by Hair Police

33 tracks in our catalogue

A Dead BellThe Empty Quarter

Breathing In ConflictThe Empty Quarter

Constantly TerrifiedConstantly Terrified

Dilate And InhabitMercurial Rites

Dusk MisplacedMercurial Rites

A Dead BellThe Empty Quarter
4:23
Breathing In ConflictThe Empty Quarter
4:31
Constantly TerrifiedConstantly Terrified
13:36
Dilate And InhabitMercurial Rites
3:23
Dusk MisplacedMercurial Rites
3:01
Freezing AloneCertainty Of Swarms
5:20
Interruption And InvasionThe Empty Quarter
7:15
Intrinsic To The ExecutionCertainty Of Swarms
7:56
Mangled EarthCertainty Of Swarms
8:47
Mercurial RitesMercurial Rites
3:34

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Hair Police Strict

Hair Police — Hair Police-Obedience Cuts-Forged By Wreck.

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Hair Police — No Date

No Date

Hair Police — Hair Police-Obedience Cuts-Skull Mold.

Hair Police-Obedience Cuts-Skull Mold.

Hair Police — Hair Police - Prescribed Burning (2006) [full album vinyl rip]

Hair Police - Prescribed Burning (2006) [full album vinyl rip]

Hair Police — Hair Police Mangled Earth

Hair Police Mangled Earth

Hair Police — Scythed Wide

Scythed Wide

Freezing AloneCertainty Of Swarms

5:20

Interruption And InvasionThe Empty Quarter

Intrinsic To The ExecutionCertainty Of Swarms

Mangled EarthCertainty Of Swarms

Mercurial RitesMercurial Rites

My Skull Is My FaceConstantly Terrified

On A HingeCertainty Of Swarms

Out Of The Empty QuarterThe Empty Quarter

Paralysis SimulacrumCertainty Of Swarms

Rattlers EchoConstantly Terrified

Scythed WideMercurial Rites

Southern LightsThe Empty Quarter

StrictCertainty Of Swarms

The CreviceMercurial Rites

The HauntingConstantly Terrified

The ScentMercurial Rites

Thief's SpringMercurial Rites

UntitledDrawn Dead

UntitledPrescribed Burning

UntitledDrawn Dead

UntitledPrescribed Burning

UntitledPrescribed Burning

UntitledDrawn Dead

UntitledPrescribed Burning

UntitledPrescribed Burning

UntitledDrawn Dead

UntitledPrescribed Burning

We PrepareMercurial Rites