Yes, Dear Reader. We enjoy those ‘in depth’ interviews as much as anyone else. But – BUT – we also enjoy the lighter side of music, too. We simply cannot go on any longer without knowing that Remi Wolf once had to wear an eye patch as a child and has clearly spent at least some time looking at cow testicles. Here’s some off-topic questions to find out ‘more’.
What was the first record you bought?
My parents bought me a bunch of CDs, but I think the first record I ever bought for myself was ‘A Salt With A Deadly Pepa’ by Salt-N-Pepa.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?
If you could bring something extinct back to life, what would you choose?
What did you last dream about?
Two nights ago, I dreamed about Doja Cat.
What’s your breakfast of choice?
Eggs, bacon and toast. Classic American.
If a genie granted you three wishes, what would you ask for?
World Peace, reverse climate change and unlimited free lattes.
What was the last thing you broke?
What’s your biggest fear?
Never being happy.
Have you ever sold your own CD or merch on eBay?
What’s the best song you’ve written or played on?
Which defunct band would you most like to reform?
Maybe Fleetwood Mac.
What’s your favourite smell?
Le Labo Santal 33.
What do you always have in your refrigerator?
Have you got any secret tattoos?
Nothing really secret. I have a wolf on my hip, which I don’t think a lot of people really see.
What is your earliest memory?
I have two early ones, I don’t know which one came first. I went to this pre-school in San Francisco when I was 2 or 3, and I remember we had this insane day where we made miniature fish tanks for Swedish fish out of tiny baby food jars, and it was like my favourite thing that ever happened to me in my life. I was so hyped.
Also, the same day, we did a donut eating contest where they hung donuts from a bar, and we all had to try to eat the donuts on a string with our hands tied behind our backs. That was a big day.
Also, same pre-school, it was nap time, and I got poked in the eye by this kid DT. I remember having to go to the hospital, and I had to get a patch on my eye because he scratched my cornea.
Who is your favourite member of One Direction?
What is your most treasured possession?
If you had to be on a TV gameshow, which would you choose?
What’s your favourite sandwich filling?
There’s this sandwich in Echo Park, where I live; it’s a Smoked Salmon Bahn Mi. It’s my favourite sandwich I’ve ever had in my life.
Do you believe in aliens?
Yeah, I guess so.
What is the best present you’ve ever been given?
This German chefs knife. Really good knife.
If you won the lottery, what would you spend the cash on?
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?
The first tattoo I ever got was a backwards treble clef on accident.
How punk are you out of ten?
I feel like I don’t look punk at all, but I feel like my ideology is kind of punk, so I’m going to give myself a 6.
What’s your worst habit?
Popping my pimples.
Have you ever seen a ghost?
No, but I wish I had so badly.
If you had a pet elephant, what would you call it?
If you could have a superpower of your choosing, what would it be?
Who would play you in a movie of your life?
What’s the naughtiest thing you did at school?
Cheat on tests.
Why are you like this?
Taken from the September 2021 edition of Dork, out now. Remi Wolf’s single ‘Liquor Store’ is out now.