This month, Audy and Ste from Her’s run the gauntlet of our random, stupid queries.
Tell us a secret about yourself?
We used to throw little bits of trash at people off our 4th-floor balcony in the centre of Liverpool! Seeing if we could get away with it, got caught once though.
When’s your birthday?
21.03 – Aries, and 23.10 – the night between Libra and Scorpio. Our anniversary is 28th October.
What was the first record you bought?
Audy’s was Melody AM, banging album but he quickly realised that his music taste had sent him to a desolate island separate from all his metal friends
Ste’s reckons it was probably something bad like Good Charlotte’s The Young and the Hopeless, probably got some wet-look hair gel with it.
Who’s your favourite pop star?
Drake. Ste’s got a big soft spot for the Biebs. But Drake get us through tour!
If you could win a lifetime supply of anything, what would you choose?
Probably rent, toilet roll or toothpaste.
What’s your biggest fear?
Probably that feeling when you’re on stage riffing with your hands tied to the guitar and you suddenly start questioning whether your flies just chilling massively open, but you can’t do anything about it until the end of the song.
What’s the most impressive thing you can cook?
Audy makes leek pies from scratch from time to time, Ste once made a vegan pizza out of sweet potato he gives it a 6/10 though.
Have you ever won anything?
Ste won a Thomas the tank engine easter egg in school and Audy was prom king!
What is your most treasured possession?
Our damned fine friendship.
Do you believe in aliens?
We get together with Tom Delonge from time to time to discuss such matters, altogether it seems pretty probable, when you consider all the strange Pokemon running around on earth already.
Have you got any secret tattoos?
No, we’re both nature boys, but we’ve got some sneaky ideas brewing.
If you won the lottery, what would you spend the cash on?
Meal deals and rent!
Have you ever fallen over onstage?
None of us have yet somehow, Audy’s on the precipice most of the time he gets on stage though, bound to be coming soon.
If you could have a super power of your choosing, what would it be?
Ste wants to be able to freeze himself to be able to get out of any awkward situation- ‘Ste, what have you done to that movie I lent you??!’ SNAP! *Ste’s frozen solid in ice*
Audy wants really good, healthy teeth.
What’s your favourite smell?
Audy’s gonna her to go for that first sneaking smell of flowers on that early spring air, a promise of what is to come.
Ste says he likes the smell of his dad’s bass case; it smells of old pubs and polish.
Were you a rebel at school?
No, we were both dead nice.
What strength Nandos sauce do you order?
Unpopular opinion, rather have Gregg’s.
What have you got in your pockets right now?
Audy doesn’t have any pockets on his pants, Ste’s got a bent passport and unbent bankcard.
If you were on Mastermind, what would your specialist subject be?
Audy would go for Dark Souls lore and Ste’s well versed in the world of toilet plungers.
What would you do if you were Prime Minister for the day?
We’d probably put on a gig at the house of commons for unity of the country.
How punk are you out of ten?
Average punk? 5/10ish, we’re polite, but we’ve got no shits to give.
What’s your fave TV show?
Twilight Zone and Twin Peaks.
Have you ever written a fan letter?
No, but we’ve been trying to get an autograph out of Ringo for a while.
Her’s debut album ‘Invitation to Her’s’ is out 24th August.
Words: Sam Taylor
