This month, Pizzagirl runs the gauntlet of our random, stupid queries.
What would you most like to find in your Christmas stocking?
Who is your favourite member of One Direction?
Gonna have to be that dreamboat guy, Harry Styles.
What is your earliest memory?
Mama Julie singing me to sleeps.
How tall are you?
6 foot long subs, minus an inch.
What did you last dream about?
What was the best album of 2019?
The Billie Eilish one.
Have you ever been Christmas caroling?
I wish, I’m not really a singer!
When’s your birthday?
8th August 1998! Lucky number 8, fact.
What strength Nandos sauce do you order?
I never go to the Nandos, but if I did it would be the mildest thing they have, maybe the fro-yo.
What was the last thing you broke?
The front camera on my phone, and my own heart right after it.
What’s your biggest fear?
Forgetting to brush my teeth.
Have you ever won anything?
The life lottery baby!!!!!
Who’s your favourite new band?
!!!!Hannah’s Little Sister!!!!
What’s the best part of a roast dinner?
Do you believe in aliens?
I hope so because if this is it, I’m gonna be bummed out!
How punk are you out of ten?
It’s not punk to say you’re punk, but probably a 7.
What is the worst job you’ve ever done?
Never having a job!
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?
Calling myself Pizzagirl.
Have you ever fallen over onstage?
My guitar Denise did once at da Great Escape this year; she went red.
What do you put on the top of your Christmas tree?
That’s a bit of a personal question, isn’t it, really?
If you could have a superpower of your choosing, what would it be?
To be able to generate coupon codes that work on any website!
Taken from the December 2019 / January 2020 issue of Dork. Pizzagirl’s debut album ‘first timer’ is out now.