This month, Wallows run the gauntlet of our random, stupid queries.
What was the first record you bought?
Dylan: ‘Abbey Road’ by The Beatles.
Braeden: ‘Funeral’ by Arcade Fire.
Cole: ‘Is This It?’ by The Strokes.
What is your most treasured possession?
Dylan: HOME.
Braeden: My Frogger game on the PS1.
Cole: My Nintendo Switch with Mario Party.
Do you believe in aliens?
All of us: A unanimous “yes, of course!”
Who’s your favourite pop star?
Dylan: Ariana Grande.
Braeden: Ariana Grande.
Cole: Charli XCX.
What was the last thing you broke?
Braeden: I broke a faucet while trying to wash my hands at This Is Not A Love Song festival in France.
Have you got any secret tattoos?
Dylan: No.
Braeden: No.
Cole: Yes, it’s on my right butt cheek. That’s all I’ll say.
When was the last time you said, “Do you know who I am?”
All of us: Never? Lol.
What’s your biggest fear?
Dylan: Being stranded on a cruise ship.
Braeden: Being on a cruise in general.
Cole: The idea of being on a cruise.
Have you ever been thrown out of somewhere?
Cole: We got thrown out of a bar in London for no reason. They thought I was high but I really, truly wasn’t.
What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever done?
Braeden: Going on X2 at Six Flags Magic Mountain. I was super scared of roller coasters at the time.
What did you last dream about?
Braeden: I dreamt that I showed Dylan and Lydia [Knight, from The Regrettes] the debut Whitney album even though they’ve heard that album in real life before.
What’s your favourite thing about being a musician?
Dylan: Being able to form relationships with other artists that I admire.
Braeden: Creating music. Lol.
Cole: Getting to work with my actual friends.
Tell us a secret about yourself?
Dylan: If I told you a secret about myself, it wouldn’t be a secret anymore.
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?
Dylan: It’s a secret.
Have you ever seen a ghost?
Braeden: When I was younger, I was obsessed with seeing and trying to film ghosts. I thought there were ghosts in my closet, but it turned out to be dust.
What have you got in your pockets right now?
Dylan: Two credit cards, Burt’s Bees, air pods, my phone.
Braeden: A stick of gum.
Cole: Five euros, headphones, wallet, my phone.
Have you ever sold your own CD or merch on eBay?
All of us: NEVER.
How punk are you out of ten?
Dylan: 1.
Braeden: 1.
Cole: 9.
Why are you like this?
I’m on the right track baby; I was born this way.