The Switch

[Verse 1] Okay let's take it from the top It all started when she walked his way This might sound optimistic but it's not Reads out more like a tragedy He said “Can I have your number baby Whatcha here to do?” She said “If that's how you come on baby You ain't got a clue” Few hours later, they're going home together One changed for the worse And one changed for the better [Chorus] Then they kissed And all the power shifts He was chasing her and she chose to decline But now she's on his trail and he hasn't got the time And then they kissed Disaster striking quick It'd seem idiotic if it wasn't so rich Oh how it's ironic Dealing with a switch [Verse 2] Nah nah now she's not gonna stop 'Til she gets some of his attention Kept her pride but she went and blew her shot Why's she always in this position? She said “Can we do this over? Can we start this all again?” He said “Actually I was thinking we should just stay friends” She starts recallin' the night they hit a wall and What they could've missed She almost had him pinned [Chorus] Then they kissed And all the power shifts He was chasing her and she chose to decline But now she's on his trail and he hasn't got the time And then they kissed Disaster striking quick It'd seem idiotic if it wasn't so rich Oh how it's ironic Dealing with a switch [Post-Chorus] Oh how it's ironic Oh how it's ironic Oh how it's ironic Dealing with a switch Oh how it's ironic Oh how it's ironic Oh how it's ironic Dealing with a switch [Chorus] And then they kissed And all the power shifts He was chasing her and she chose to decline But now she's on his trail and he hasn't got the time And then they kissed Disaster striking quick One half is platonic Karma sucks, life's a bitch Oh how it's ironic Dealing with a switch [Post-Chorus] Oh how it's ironic Oh how it's ironic Oh how it's ironic Dealing with a switch Oh how it's ironic Oh how it's ironic Oh how it's ironic Dealing with a switch