Nurse Rozetta

I'm a shepherd for the pentecost I got my scriptures and my wires crossed I got no kids and I got no home They want us holy men to live alone Since I've been here for a little stay I see Rozetta day by day She turns my head makes me cough I want to tear my collar off I just can't sleep at night Rozetta dressed in white She's got the Devil's light Shining in her eyes Screamed my sermon damning sin and vice When underneath I was a regular guy My pulpit melted like a block of ice When a bolt of lightning hit me from the sky From my stretcher when they wheeled me in I stared directly in the eyes of sin Nurse Rozetta standing over me And I was helpless as a man of God could be Nurse Rozetta I won't let her Catch me peering down her sweater Fantasizing silk suspenders on her thighs Nurse Rozetta make me better Secretly my eyes undress her Let me feel your tongue depressor I'm suddenly twice my size My pants are all wet inside She's so creative with a bar of soap And so inventive with a stethoscope To check my pulse she gotta hold my hand I blow the fuse on the encephalogram Satan sent her from the bowels of hell I should have recognized old Jezbel I surrendered to the urges felt She popped the buckle on my bible belt I just can't sleep at night Rozetta dressed in white She's got the Devil's light Shining in her eyes I'd lick her nylon seams Like a hungry cat with cream Oh what a vivid scene And I can't hold back no more