Fuck-A-Doodle-Don't

I clench my sphincter and suck in my gut Another big mistake by the incompetent slut She's never coming back, whoever she may be This is a big day for me I can come in my hand I can come on you It's never what I want but it's what I seem to do And I'm sure he'll help me if I go his way Another daft thing to say Practice makes perfect, I was only honing my technique Why don't we do this again, same time, same place, next week? To see them happy could never make me green They know exactly where I've been