Never Do Anything

[Verse 1] Wiped out down the stairs I'll bet you there's a song in there I'm not sure I'm prepared To write it down That guy should be me I'd look much better on TV Then the world would see That I can do anything [Chorus] I can be that, but soon you'll see that I will never do anything [Verse 2] Let's play tic-tac-toe I'll play X, you can be the O Thoughts of turning pro Have crossed my mind I could make a mint Fill my pockets with more than lint I'll give you a hint It involves the internet [Chorus] I can be that, but soon you'll see that I will never do anything I can be that, but soon you'll see that I will never do anything [Bridge] Don't write me off as an also ran Just mark me down as an angry man Got a big chip, you want a fat lip? How 'bout a mouthful of Chiclets? Life passed me by, but it's not my fault I'll lick my wounds, could you pass the salt? [Chorus] I can be that, but soon you'll see that I will never do anything I can be that, but soon you'll see that I will never do anything [Interlude] If I were the king All my subjects, they would dance and sing They could kiss my ring And kiss my ass [Verse 3] When I'm old and grey I'll look back on my life and say "Give me one more day And still I'll never do anything" [Chorus] I can be that, but soon you'll see that I will never do anything I can be that, but soon you'll see that I will never do anything I can be that, but soon you'll see that I will never do anything I can be that, but soon you'll see that I will never do anything!