Dark Horse Parody

I just broke up with an enormous douchebag And now it is audition time for my next man But I Have one request, to be with with me Treat me shittely then cheat on me You were my darling flower You should go take a shower My finger might just be the only thing that can please Katy Perry Take me back I brought you a gift Panties from the girl who lives next door Are those Victoria's Secret? I only wear Gucci, Prada or Dior... That is what you get, you cheap prick This video's offensive To Muslims and Egyptians Put my makeup back! Let's lez out Oh no, not again Miley We made out... That's because you mouth raped me I brought you, a jar of all my STD's You're sickening! If you want a date a cheater I could show you just how blurred my lines are Get out here you old creeper Marry me again. I'm the worst by far I'm not interested, so sorry Don't zap us with your boobies I'm getting bored, this song needs Someone who is black Guess that's me, the name's Juicy J I sold my ass out, for Katy Perry Dark Horse is, the name of this wack beat, but there Ain't a single horse and the only dark thing is me Why the hell is this theme Egyptian? Katy, check your brain, I think it's missing all these Blue guys and bitches with cat heads who wrote this were They trippin? I think that I was drugged Why else would I agree to do this? I used to be straight hood, but now I'm making pop garbage Every video I do this have to stand up above all the rest Time to use my enormous tits, to escape this horrible green screen set There is nobody, nobody That's good enough for Katy So screw all you, peace out dudes I don't think so bitch!