Heaven 2 Hell

Attention all sinners! Alastor here! (And Charlie!) And we're pleased as punch to tell you about the new Hazbin Hotel! (Actually, it's the Happy Hot-) Wonderful! Now listen up! What would you do if I said there's a place for you? A place completely free of shame and doubt (well, just about) What would you do if you could start it all anew? Well, come to our hotel and you'll find out You will not want for anything, we'll take it all away No, actually, we'll give you things 'cause stealing's not okay Like beds of nails and swarms of bugs Or cupcakes and a bunch of hugs We'll make them pay They'll want to stay Don't scare them all away We may not agree on everything as far as we can tell But we both want this new venture to do well So, with her passion And his power And this rinky-dink hotel We might just bring some heaven to hell It's clear to me that you're just looking for control It's definitely getting out of hand (I agree) So before we go and tell another tired, tortured soul I think we need to come up with a plan (good idea!) We'll ship them in and dress them up and make them look the part Well, actually, we probably should help them change their heart By teasing them and baiting them Or rehabilitating them Boil them, baste them, slice them up and serve them à la carte That's horrible! Don't be such a princess Go to Hell! Already there, darling! We may not agree on everything as far as we can tell But we both want this new venture to do well So, with her passion And his power And this rinky-dink hotel We might just bring some heaven to hell (One more time for the demons in the back!) With our passion, and our power and this rinky-dink hotel We might just bring some heaven to hell Want some hors d'oeuvres? I'll pass Yeah! Thank you, thank you! I'm here for all eternity! Hahahaha