Mr Briggs is on holiday
But he stays in his room
He's too cold to go out for his evening smoke
The lady down the hallway
Is deaf and dumb to what you say
She's too busy dreaming of chihuahua dogs
Say goodbye
Slowly drift away
Somewhere
Mr Briggs needs sleep now
He's been up for a week
He can hear the buzz-buzz-buzzing in his head
He has a three bar heater
But it won't keep him warm
If he bought another then he'd have three more
So say goodbye
Slowly drift away
Somewhere
Mr Briggs while on holiday
Never left his bed
He walked around in circles
But only in his head
The lady down the hallway
Is running out of pills
She could pull herself together but you know she never will
Say goodbye
Slowly drift away
Somewhere
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