Stand Up For The Foot

I like to measure my speed in miles per hour When I'm traveling down the road When I go to a bar I drink my beer in pints I use tons for heavy load So don't give me kilometer, centimeter, millimeter, parking meter None of that crap I'm a man who stands six foot tall And wears a ten-gallon hat Stand up for the foot It's feeling the pinch Stand up for the foot And don't give ya an inch Now I don't mind a liter of French wine But don't tell me how to think If I want to buy me a pound of potatoes Or put a gallon of gas in my tank My feet are a size nine They can dance down the linе To gain another 33 yards But tell me I'm 1.82 mеters high And I'm bound to kick your arse Stand up for the foot You won't be reaching for that big ten inch Or be a member of the mile-high club Or go out looking for a pound of flesh And having you an ounce of luck So don't give me kilometer, centimeter, millimeter, parking meter None of that crap I'm a man who stands six foot tall And wears a ten-gallon hat Stand up for the foot