Pissed (With Pie)

[Moyles] I wanna be drunk when I wake up I wanna be drunk by 7 o'clock I wanna be smashed before the world wakes Pouring vodka not milk on my Corn Flakes [Both] No coffee 'cause I would not be drunk at all I wanna be drunk by This Morning 'cause a bit of booze makes it less boring Schofield, windshield I'm not very sober I think I'll struggle to get through this song [Sheerhan] 'cause I need some booze every once in a while Helps me get through Jeremy Kyle All dramas through lie detection Mum fucked a member of One Direction Pass the lager, let's stop the thinking and Carry on with a whole lot of drinking beer with pie, with pie Maybe I'll stop drinking now Stop my drinking now Stop my drinking now Or maybe just one more [Moyles] Walking into work, I am winning I wish this room would stop its bloody spinning Another meeting, they're all repeating and my attention is now depleting I need to get to lunchtime so I can drink again And maybe other people like me You see the little stain below, it really is pee Pants are damper, should be wearing Pampers 'cause I just think I wet myself [Sheerhan] 'cause when it comes to the evening time I spill words when I'm downing the red wine I strike a cool pose, in Waitrose Chucked out by a guard with a large nose Try to hide it Try to fight it It's too late 'cause I think I shit myself, with pie, with pie [Moyles] Maybe I'll stop drinking now Stop my drinking now Stop my drinking now Or maybe just one more [Both] All by myself In a Mexican bar All by myself In casualty All by myself Outside of casualty All by myself [Moyles] Just drunk again Yes I'm drunk again Completely drunk again I think I need some sleep