Oh Roberta, see you cruisin' through the Whole Foods aisles
Say you're going out later, out with him
Tell me something
Do you dare to lift a fork up in his presence?
I never seen you look so thin
He's unavailable, unattainable
Why do you worship him?
He ain't much of a king
He ain't much of a king
He ain't much of a king
If he can't keep you around
Oh Roberta, see you're better all the time when I was younger
See you playing all the biggest shows in town
No one writes a song quite the way that you do
Shimmering guitar
You let it ring
It's unbelievable, it's unassailable
You let it ring
He ain't much of a king
He ain't much of a king
He ain't much of a king
If he can't keep you around
Roberta, please don't tell me you have given up your guitar
I just want to hear you sing
One more time
You're unbeatable, unsinkable
You play it again
He ain't much of a king
He ain't much of a king
He ain't much of a king
If he can't keep you around
He ain't much of a king
He ain't much of a king
He ain't much of a king
If he can't keep you around
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