Another Like You

[Verse 1: Hayes Carll] You were smokin' on a cigarette Talkin' about the deficit Puttin' all them wild boys down Like a drunken Mona Lisa Or the Leanin' Tower of Pisa You were hangin' off the edge of town I overheard Afghanistan Is safer than a minivan Left me wonderin' what to do You're like a four-leaf clover I just had to come on over I have never seen a woman like you [Verse 2: Cary Ann Hearst, Hayes Carll] You were fallin' like the Alamo Drinkin' fast and talkin' slow Lookin' like it's time to go home (Well) Well, you're hittin' on that stripper 'Cause you can't afford to tip her (Hey now) Or just afraid of bein' alone You was openly frustrated You said Dylan's overrated While singin' "Tangled Up In Blue" I don't know what I was thinkin' I could feel my heart a-sinkin' I've never seen a fellow like you [Chorus: Both] Ain't that the way we do? It's true, we fall for the first one How come it always ends up the worst one? [Verse 3: Haryes Carll, Cary Ann Hearst, Both] Well, you're probably a Democrat Well, what the hell is wrong with that? Nothin' if you're Taliban (Ah, I see) Well, I bet you slept with half the south Oh, don't you ever shut your mouth? Yeah, how much did you pay for that tan? More than you paid for your boots Ah, shouldn't you be purgin'? Well, you're probably still a virgin I can't believe you're not on The View Let's get another round It's lookin' like we're trouble bound I have never seen another like you [Chorus: Both] Ain't that the way we do, it's true, you take the breath from me It seems like you are bound to be the death of me [Verse 4: Haryes Carll, Cary Ann Hearst, Both] Oh, well, a couple hours later We were in the elevator Makin' out like Bonnie and Clyde We were dizzy from the love we found Throwin' up and goin' down Lord, it's been a hell of a ride I'm a-havin' trouble breathin' I probably should be leavin' Well, I'm up in room 402 I gotta hand it to you There's a chance I'm gonna screw you Oh, I have never seen another like you I don't know if it's forever But I'm glad that we're together I have never seen another like you