Opening Night... (9-Bit Version)

[Spoken Word] The thirteen tracks which you are about to hear were long ago hidden away Deemed too grotesque for public consumption by the American recording industry Recently, however, they were unearthed by the homicide unit of the L.A.P.D These tracks would soon gain infamy as key evidence Allegedly linking Ice Nine Kills frontman, Spencer Charnas to the brutal slaying of his twenty eight-year old fiancé Though the original title of this disturbing collection of songs remains unknown These cuts would forever be remembered as Welcome to Horrorwood