Time for Some Campaignin’

GEORGE W. BUSH Come gather 'round Dick, Condi, Scooter, and Rove It's time to get packin', we must hit the road But there's war, and recession, and bad mortgage loans DICK CHENEY And our legacy needs savin'! GEORGE W. BUSH So forget he's a jackass who liberally prone- BUSH AND MCCAIN CAMPAIGN Oh, it's time for some campaignin'! HILLARY CLINTON Old party friends time to say au revoir We failed to extinguish Barack's rising star BILL CLINTON You were so close, my darlin'. Alas, no cig-AH! DEMOCRATS And now, their tune is changin'! HILLARY CLINTON I'll be back in four years Heck, it ain't all that far DEMOCRATS Oh, it's time for some campaignin' JOHN MCCAIN Gather, conservatives. Lend me a hand Unless you want this liberal wuss in command I spent years in a rat hole in North Vietnam MCCAIN AND ALL Now the Jihad needs containin'! MCCAIN So forget my skin cancer and swollen left gland MCCAIN AND HOSPITAL PATIENTS Oh it's time for some campaignin' BARACK OBAMA Gosh, I'm so tired of divisive exchange And I got one or two things to say about change Like the change we must change to the change we hold dear I really like change! Have I made myself clear? HILLARY AND MCCAIN So he'll talk about change till you're deaf in the ear! ALL Oh, it's time for some campaginin' Citizens gather from both far and near For a ritual we practice every four years When we promise you anything you want to hear To win the crown we're chasin' We spend billions of dollars to make our points clear To get you to step up and cast your vote here Then we spin you around and poke you in the rear Oh it's time for some campaignin' x3