Phil and John 1

(P) - "Here we go!" (J) - "What? What? (P) - "We're doing one" (J) - "How's it going?" (P) - "Same way" (J) - "How's it going?" (P) - "Wait a minute, something's going, wait a minute!" [tape edit] (J) - "Yeah! Yeah! ...I can't read this writing!" (P) - "What is that tweetin' bird out there? For God's sake! There's a bird! God damn it out there! (J) -"Hey, hey, hey...yeah....remember the solo, that's the bit where I don't talk....[hits out-of-tune chord] oh, oh, too bad...thank you...." (P) -"Stand up so we know you're there, alright" (J) -"Oh, and Barry, give me a clue, will you? (P) - "Well, I told Barry...." (J) - "Shut up! You fuckin'....." (?) - "Sorry it didn't work out." (J) - "Give me a clue.....no, no, no E, E, E, that's a clue" (P) - "You haven't been in tune all evening, why change?" [tape edit] (J) - "But after all....." (P) - "Alright, one of the greatest sessions of all time. History in the making here... John Lennon is here with his brother Jack, and here we go. One, two, three!" (J) - "One, two, three, four!" (P) - "No! You yelled four, wait a minute!" (J) - "Phil, Phil...." (P) - "You can't yell four over his playing" (J) - "Please accept my 'four'; it's the only way I can come in and I.... (P) - "Yes, through four...." (J) - "One...." (P) - "Come on, you don't have to count in, he can do the intro, da-da-da-da-da-da" (J) - "No wonder Ronnie........" (P) - "Ha, ha, ha, yeah, ok, I'll... I won't bring up names, don't you worry...." (J) - "No names" (P) - "Alright..." (J) - "Doesn't matter if it's too loud!" (P) - "You shout, the boys with the horn and the birds in the background!" (J) - [in background] "SHUT UP!!!" (P) - "fucking horns and birds and seagulls and all that shit! ... fucking A&M! you know, that sounds like a tape delay....yeah, I hear it twice as loud" (J) -"Phil, Phil, it's our big chance at A&M, now let's not fuck it!....One....." (P) - "Well, Herbie did...." (J) - "One, two, three"