The Toffee Song

Eat one and throw the rest away Eat one and throw the rest away When you live alone at Christmas-time Your diet’s turnin’ on a dime Eat one and throw the rest away Eat one more then throw the rest away Just eat one more then throw the rest away (Come on) Just eat one more, it couldn’t hurt Tonight my dinner is dessert Eat one more then throw the rest away Rapidly eat as many as you can before you throw the rest away Rapidly early as many as you can before you throw the rest away Cause you don’t want to be fat for New Year’s You just want to stand here above the garbage And eat all of the ????? Away Go back into the garbage for some you threw away Go back into the garbage for some you threw away Tonight you know your diet’s wrecked And you have got no self-respect Go back into the garbage and (uhh uhh uhhhh) [tuba section] No, you’re an adult, you can live with snacks You might as well just try and put these back [outro]