[Intro]
One, two, three, four
[Verse 1]
Well, my name it is a number
It's on a piece of plastic film
And I've been growin' funny flowers
Outside on my little window sill
[Chorus 1]
Don't you know? I'm a 2,000 man
And, my kids, they just don't understand me at all
[Verse 2]
You know, my wife still respects me
Even though I really misuse her
I am having an affair
With a random computer
[Chorus 1]
Don't you know I'm a 2,000 man?
And, my kids, they just don't understand me at all
[Chorus 2]
Oh, daddy, proud of your planet
Oh, mommy, proud of your sun
Oh, daddy, proud of your planet
Oh, mommy, proud of your sun
[Verse 3]
Oh, daddy, your brain's still flashin'
Like they did when you were young
Or did they come down crashin'
Seeing all the things you done
Spacin' out and havin' fun?
[Chorus 2]
Oh, daddy, proud of your planet
Oh, mommy, proud of your sun
Oh, daddy, proud of your planet
Oh, mommy, proud of your sun
[Guitar Solo 1]
[Verse 3]
Oh, daddy, your brain's still flashin'
Like they did when you were young
Or did they come down crashin'
Seeing all the things you done
Spacin' out and havin' fun?
[Chorus 3]
Don't you know I'm a 2,000 man?
And, my kids, they just don't understand me at all
Don't you know I'm a 2,000 man?
And, my kids, they just don't understand me at all
[Bridge]
Understand me, understand me
Understand me, understand me
[Chorus 3]
Don't you know I'm a 2,000 man?
And, my kids, they just don't understand me at all
Don't you know I'm a 2,000 man?
And, my kids, they just don't understand me at all
[Guitar Solo 2]
[Outro]
I'm a 2,000 man
I'm a 2,000 man
I'm a 2,000 man
I'm a 2,000 man
I'm a 2,000 man
2,000
[Spoken (Paul Stanley)]
One, two, three, four
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