Christmas Song (Explicit Version)

[Verse] It was the night before Christmas when all through the house Everybody was stoned, even the mouse Man from the courthouse and me from jail I just settled down to get a piece of her tail When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder I went downstairs, and what did I see? A fat little red faggot, hanging from a tree He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer And a big fat hairy dick for the family queer That's the end of my story, funny, wasn't it? You see? [Pre-Breakdown] He didn't leave a- [Breakdown] She didn't see my thing behind you Leave you for this private eye I was there to give them near to my Zima zima mommy fah I'm gonna say this, hope it don't offend you Came to the grizma Give them a taste of me Give 'em a little excitement to the damn monkey Your monkey can stay with me Chevy took my brain Same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day He will never zima zima Never not that day I'm really sick of all this excitement, yeah But he thinks he's better than me Uma zooma nooga dunga You can suck my dick all day, one, two, three, four Santa can suck my dick all day