I’m Not A Cop

(Pig, pig, pig, piggy, piggy, piggy) I see a Mary Kay Cadillac And a hawk flying with a dead rat Danger, danger, roll down your window Keep off the tracks Read what the signs are telling you Watch your step, know how to read the room Well, the ego is a fragile figure waiting to crack It takes a hard landing to fall It takes a good look to know where you're going And now that you're gone, I know what I'm not I'm not a fucking cop Are you a fucking cop? ("Here comes Sally with a blue dress on" "Are you sure you're not a fucking cop, man? You know by law if I ask you that question, you have to tell me otherwise it's entrapment, right?") I saw this cop at the Superdawg Hе was waiting for his meal to come Let's takе California home Cos Devon is jam-packed I think I got this whole city wrong Any redemption for a stupid old punk? You can run from where you're going but not who you love It takes a hard landing to fall It takes a good look to know where you're going And now that you're gone, I know what I'm not It takes a hard landing to fall It takes a good look to know where you're going And now that you're gone, I know what I'm not I'm not a fucking cop Are you a fucking cop? Don't be a fucking cop