Pete Jackson Is Getting Married

[Verse 1] I can see it all right now His mom and dad so proud of their son And his new found wife And I wonder if after all these years Will his dad still give him a pep talk For his wedding night? [Chorus] I can smell his cousin's polo Mixed with his grandpa's old spice The Swedish meatballs look so tempting That his two fat aunts might even fight [Verse 2] Yeah, and his uncles have all gone drinkin' Highballs and hamms light in the parking lot And the rest of his relatives are busy just Tearing up the Manville Elks Lodge [Chorus] I can smell his cousin's polo Mixed with his grandpa's old spice The mashed potatoes look so tasty That his two fat aunts might even [Bridge] Na na-na na-na (Na na-na na-na) Na na-na na-na-na (Na na-na na-na) Na na-na na-na (Na na-na na-na) Na na-na na-na-na [Outro] And on that day, what else could I say? I'd say here's to you staying drunk Here's to all your good luck You're gonna need it