METHHEAD FREESTYLE

Hello! My name is Afourteen and I was not here For the first half of the recording of this song But, I'm just here to say, that 'meth is bad, kids' And you should not be doing that 'cause it will hurt you very bad (oh, brother, this guy stinks!) Ayy, yuh (yuh) Ayy, ayy Bitch, do not talk 'til you suck on my dick And my pet got a dick, so you sucking his dick I pull my dick to the back of my hips And I talk to your bitch about horoscope shit Bitch, fuck a jet, fuck lears All of these pipes full of meth Looking like a big bundle of chandeliers Dragging my dick on the floor And it pushes my dick through the carpet and tickled me more Pocket full of cum and I might throw it on a heater Cum burns in my lungs, lil' baby, take a breather, ayy My pipe broke because last night, I lit it to hot Now my body super- (fuck me) Yuh-yuh, yuh-yuh Yuh-yuh, yuh-yuh Yuh-yuh, yuh-yuh Yuh-yuh Stop, stop when I stop (stop) Drop, when it drop (drop) Flock, when they flock (flock) Dreams run amok Count sheep, run on me (run on me) Counting, they trample me (c'mon) Trample me, trample me, trample me Trample me, trample me, tra- Black goat walk to me in humanoid form Stabs me through the neck with its black horn Then I levitate, levitate, levitate, levitate, levitate Look into the eyes and they are dead Taste the juicy pupils, I'm my own pupil Plaster it on a wall Nothing matters, my new name is Paul (ow) Demon of sex, rip my penis from the chest Give birth through the belly button My newborn will bring universal destruction The laws of time will cease to exist I'm in madhouse, ten-down, take the trash out Stand down, you ain't got eyes, pull the strands out Walkin' whack, in the alley smokin' smack, still in shacks, shit Back to back to back to back, I dragged it Heavy breathing down ya' neck, it's Mr. Reaper (Mr. Reaper) Walk up supa' sneaky, spin 'em like a CD Drivin' in a car that I'll be leavin' (I be- I be-) Man, I'm tweakin' (yeah-yeah) I'm drowsy, fuck, I'm tryin' supa' hard to focus In the walls, rats, rats and fuckin' locusts, hah Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy Suck my fuckin' dick! I'ma fuck up yo' whole face, put you in a rat race Shove you in a bathtub and kick a fuckin' toaster in it I'on like you or your friends, lil' bitch I can smell that shit from miles, you a snitch I'ma make ya fuckin' body start twitching I'm tryna cut you open, motherfuckin', stop flinchin' And if I had to choose between fuckin' with you and dyin' I'm tying up a knot around my neck and straight divin' Fuck my life, I'ma hang my wife I'ma tell the fuckin' cops the stupid bitch was suicidal Kill yourself, you a goddamn clown I'ma force-feed ya' cyanide and put you on a unicycle Meat Man, I'm the motherfuckin' meat man (okay, okay) Careful where you creep, man (okay) I will fuckin' eat, man (okay) I will brew a soup (yeah) I am from Peru (yeah) Start a war between the continents Rocket full of pocket lint Lackin' human common sense (ayy, ayy) I don't tote poles, I jus' toke bowls (ayy, ayy, ayy) Smoking with some moles you know I'd never rhyme that shit with chokehold I feel like a crackhead, everyday Bam! Spider Gang, and we want a plot of land (yeah) You no Spider, you's a fly, so you get banned (banned) Walk around with my hand in my pants (in my pants) Understand you are not from the strand (fuck, shit) So you fucked up, hug the spider truck (yeah, yeah, yeah) Wanna ride when we drive by 'cause we tight as fuck In the trunk and we finna hit numerous speed bumps Runner-ups get run over but only the knees crush Yuh, yuh, I have an erection, I have no direction Slipping on a liquid, non-addictive, like it's borin' But it's not it got me soarin', I'm trippin' into my core And I'm waiting patiently, fade into sofa gracefully Maple leaf, thinking 'bout when the paper leave How am I gonna pay for weed? (Ugh, fuck) Kick it like it's Liu Kang or IP Man I just wanna stick the tip in It do hang like a Nike from a shoestring I'm creepin', doing acid is my new thing It seep into my brain and it do sting Like electricity, he pissing me off He going missing like decision to be soft like a kitten I'm spitting niggas into submission And written 'em out of existence Like Light Yagami, dark sodomy She like a meat man Bitch, I'm a butcher, I cut off yo' leg Turn you into a seat man, I'll make a feet fan Decrease your prices, I'll increase my vices Mixed herbs and spices inside of my eyelids You smoke crack, you is basically Christian Meth in my pipe, man, that shit hit different You smoke crack, you is basically Christian Meth in my pipe, man, that shit hit different You smoke crack, you is basically Christian Meth in my pipe, man, that shit hit different You smoke crack, you is basically Christian Meth in my pipe, man, that shit hit different Yah! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha You better be smoking crack, bitch Where's my mom? Spider Gang! Where's my mom? She was supposed to be here at four o'clock Where is your fuckin' fire? S-S-S-Sp-Sp-Spider Spider Spider Gang Spider Gang Excuse me, is that Spider Gang? Hey, listen, hey, aye, aye (hello? Hello?) It's-it's Spider Gang Spider Gang