Dream Girlfriends

[Intro] Ooh-ooh Have you ever wanted the perfect girl to fit in your world? Well, don't make a wish, because we're already real [Verse 1] Low rise jeans with the one-tooth zipper Eyebrows thin, bronzer thicker Whale tail peekin', ready for the weekend And our eyes are all over you, boy We're... [Chorus] Dream girlfriends 'Cause our dads are dead So you never have to meet them, and gеt asked why you left school Dream girlfriеnds No pushback 'Cause our moms are all retired And hopin' for the best [Verse 2] We've got the kind of birth control that goes in your arm And tell me again why Tarantino's a genius? Happy to drive so you can drink Beam and Coke, shots of Rumple Minze Butterfly tat flying up our back And we wanna watch you play darts Got big doe eyes that you can swim in Love watching stand-up, but not by women Runnin' in pumps, never takin' dumps, and my feet are a child size four We're... [Chorus] Dream girlfriends ‘Cause our dads are dead They gave us some advice But we forgot what they said Dream girlfriends No pushback All we have is a cool uncle Who let us use his boat Dream girlfriends We never need to talk You can tell your friends we're models 'Cause we were in some catalog Dream girlfriends No drama, 'cause we're party girls who wear cowboy hats to a bar [Post-Chorus] Low maintenance, hot, and fitting in your world You'll never want to wake up from us [Outro] We're short So we don't know that you're bald