Happy as Larry

Wake up, shape up Scroll through me ex’s facebook Needy, believe me Room keep spinnin’ like McGeedy Get up, head rush Erase last night with me toothbrush Everyday it just starts the same Stare at my reflection as it stays the same Greedy, feed me Hair of the dog that bit me Work like mongrel Drink like a fish Man I swear I’m gonna quit I’m gonna quit today I’m gonna quit today Grill me, I’m guilty I need another drink to fulfill me Bet slips, tell a story Of what I could have been in all it’s glory My relationships Tend to dwindle And I wonder why I’m still single Everyday it just starts the same Have a cold shower cuz’ it numbs the pain I’m gonna quit today I’m gonna quit today I’m gonna quit today I’m gonna quit tomorrow My joy, is unique to me But I’m never happy Criticize myself all the time It’s ok, all grand, I’m fine Work hard, works hard Me manager says I need to get smart Bar flies, tell the same lies Burnin’ up me ear about their old lives I’m gonna quit today They say the same thing everyday Like they’re ever gonna change Early clock out, so we head out And at the session we get on it Rack the lines out Bit by bit Friends disappear As they move to greener pastures I’ve the fear Now I’m hungover The Wild Rover Have a chipper, can of coke and think it over Everyday it just starts the same Drive meself demented with what’s in my brain Aw! I’m gonna quit today I’m gonna quit today I’m gonna quit today I’m gonna quit tomorrow My joy, is unique to me But I’m never happy Criticize myself all the time It’s ok, all grand, I’m fine My joy, is unique to me But I’m never happy What you said, that night on the phone Aw stop this mess, come home And I wake up feeling cowardly My heritage is all I see Turns a screw What am I to do? Yes I wake up feeling cowardly My heritage is all I see Turns a screw What am I to do? Wake up, shape up Scroll through me ex’s facebook Everyday it just starts the same Stare at my reflection as it stays the same