[Verse 1]
Gloria bought my unit, says she's newly divorced
I always said she’s divorced, and divorced and ready for intercourse
In front at fifty, even got more slippery
Says people call her Gloria, or at work, Ms. Tiffany
Owns tanning salons, about to be a third
She's new to the pawn show, and she wouldn't dare mince words
She hates her ex Ted, uses "Ted" instead of losers
When she called my unit "such a Ted," my studio could barely fit my bed
She didn’t know what she was talkin' about, ashin' in my Golden Goose
Shе called my Givenchy moon boots and missed thе keychain shark tooth
Said whoever owns this was the opposite of thrifty
Gave some drops to her employees, made a profit of 550
Imagine that, your boss gives you a Gucci horse hat
Wearing some plate inter-mural softball league, thirty a bat
[Verse 2]
It's Be Brilliant Tanning lady TV, she's the new star
She owns tanning salons and a string of bars
She ashin' shit and say "Why'd you throw away this joke?"
Ashin' on reversible denim, distressed coat
And it’s my fault, I never got the locker bill
Wife was studyin’ neoplasm and fish gills
I was campin' out, PS5 at Gamestop
In the Beauty and Youth tent, Japan drop
I had a couple units ’cross town, credit card
And collab accounts Apple, thought the card was hard
Now this Be Brilliant lady ashin' on my shit
Smashed the fidget spinner, didn't get the drip
And if she did, she'd get that it’s a max ocks
Can't stand to see her goin' through this other box
Her name is Gloria, and she bought my locker room
She 'bout to sell it all, I'm watchin' TV in my room
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