A Danger to Yourself

Stuck in the arctic 'cause you haven't got a clue Not short of money, there was nothing else to do You're posh, you're stupid and you've gotta make your name But when disaster strikes, there's no one else to blame… 'cause you're a A danger to yourself A danger to yourself and no one else A danger to yourself Well, you're a danger to yourself 'Cause what's a chap to do when everything's a bore You're taught that life's a game - you're gonna win for sure To sail around the world or climb the highest peak? No, it's the frozen wastes and get lost for a week… 'cause you're a A danger to yourself For you're a danger to yourself and no one else A danger to yourself You're a danger to yourself I may be universally challenged But I gotta make this climb Hold the front page, baby 'Cause I may be some time 'Cause you're a A danger to yourself A danger to yourself and no one else A danger to yourself Well, you're a danger to yourself A danger to yourself You're bad for your health