[Verse 1]
It's hard being a man
Living in a garbage pail
My landlady called me up
She tried to hit me with a mop
[Chorus]
I can't stand it anymore, more
I can't stand it anymore, more
I can't stand it anymore, more
But if Candy would just come back, it would be alright
Oh, if Candy would just come back, it would be alright
[Verse 2]
I live with thirteen dead cats
A purple dog that wears spats
They all stay out in the hall
And I can't stand it anymore
[Chorus]
I can't stand it anymore, more
I can't stand it anymore, more
I can't stand it anymore, more
It would be alright, it would be alright
If Candy would just come back, it would be alright
[Guitar solo]
[Verse 3]
Tired of living alone
Nobody calls me on the phone
But when it gets real bad
I just play the music louder
[Chorus]
I can't stand it anymore, more
I can't stand it anymore, more
I can't stand it anymore, more
If Candy would just come back, it would be alright
Oh, if Candy would just come back, it would be alright
[Outro]
Be alright
Be alright
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