I Can't Stand It

[Verse 1] It's hard being a man Living in a garbage pail My landlady called me up She tried to hit me with a mop [Chorus] I can't stand it anymore, more I can't stand it anymore, more I can't stand it anymore, more But if Candy would just come back, it would be alright Oh, if Candy would just come back, it would be alright [Verse 2] I live with thirteen dead cats A purple dog that wears spats They all stay out in the hall And I can't stand it anymore [Chorus] I can't stand it anymore, more I can't stand it anymore, more I can't stand it anymore, more It would be alright, it would be alright If Candy would just come back, it would be alright [Guitar solo] [Verse 3] Tired of living alone Nobody calls me on the phone But when it gets real bad I just play the music louder [Chorus] I can't stand it anymore, more I can't stand it anymore, more I can't stand it anymore, more If Candy would just come back, it would be alright Oh, if Candy would just come back, it would be alright [Outro] Be alright Be alright