Houseguest

[Verse 1] Mailman came while you were out I was sleeping at your house Letter from your lover With an Ottawa address Fill the shower up with steam Find out what you mean to him Before I hand it over I'll push the flap back down and I'll press Yes, I'll leave everything the way I found it [Chorus 1] I'll bet I'm the best house guest House guest you've ever had I'll bet I'm the best house guest House guest you've ever had [Bridge] I never leave my socks around I always keep the TV down And when I leave I never leave a mess [Verse 2] We were resting on the couch There was nothing much to watch Other than my manners And your waning graciousness Ease your thumb off the remote Place my palms against your throat The heat in here's infernal And so's that entry in your journal Yeah, it changed everything the day I found it [Chorus 2] I'll bet I'm the best house guest House guest you've ever had I'll bet I'm the best house guest To ever crash at your pad [Verse 3] I've done things in your room You'd be ashamed to accuse me of It's just a tendency I have when certain people Refuse me love Refuse me love Refuse me love You refuse, I accuse [Outro] Yes, I'll leave everything the way I found it