Babydog

I thought I’d have a baby But my body said no I tried and tried to have a baby But you know that baby just would not grow I’m wonderin’ where oh where is my baby? Where oh where can you be? I’ve been thinking about getting myself a dog Maybe a labrador or even a spaniel It won’t really be a substitute but, what the hell Maybe we can have some fun anyway I’ll take my dog to the park in a pram And I might even send them on to school We’ll go to the park and we’ll do lots and lots of little little uh doggy things And maybe when he grows up he’ll even look a teeny weeny little bit like me Take him on the roundabout and I’ll take him on the swings And he’ll make lots and lots and lots of little little doggy friends And you know I love my dog, I love my dog, I love my dog He’ll go “bow wow wow, woof woof woof” He’ll talk to me But where oh where is my baby? Where oh where can you be? You know that life’s a bitch and then you die Is there really anybody watching us there from the sky What do you make of what’s going on? I’m down to hear I’ll take my dog to the park in a pram And I might even send him on to school We’ll go and we’ll do lots and lots and lots of little doggy things Maybe when he grows up he’ll even be a bit of a rebel, like me But where oh where is my baby? Where oh where can you be? (My baby is going down the plug hole My baby is going down the drain) Life goes on and somehow now I’ve got a baby, got a babydog I’ve got a babydog, got a babydog I’ve got a baby, I’ve got a babydog I’ve got a babydog I’ve got a baby, got a babydog I’ve got a babydog Take my dog to the park But I’ll never put him in a pram He chases balls and brings them back to me He looks so happy The best thing is you know I’ve never had to change one single nappy Dog dog dog dog doggy dog doggy dog Dog dog dog dog doggy dog doggy dog Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog “Bow wow wow, woof woof woof” He talks to me