Welcome To

He's got a name you never heard Probably ends in a '-ville' or a '-berg' Or somebody's funny last name Came here on a wagon train Got a football field and some bleachers Jersey of a guy who played for the Steelers Back in '76 He came back and opened up that Chevy truck dealership Come and see ol' Buck for a truck, he'll hook you up In between the "Welcome to" and the "Y'all come back" A nowhere somewhere on the map Wе hit the job for the work Hit the bar for thе flirt Hit the pew for the church When we die, hit the dirt That's the way it is and how it's gon' be If I disappear, back here one day you'll find me On my Adirondak 'tween the "Welcome to" and the "Y'all come back" It's got a mainstreet strip mall karate And a whole lotta them hometown hotties Whose claim to fame is a painted over name on a water tank, yeah I ain't admitting I did one But if I did, that's the way we have fun In between the "Welcome to" and the "Y'all come back" A nowhere somewhere on the map We hit the job for the work Hit the bar for the flirt Hit the pew for the church When we die, hit the dirt That's the way it is and how it's gon' be If I disappear, back here one day you'll find me On my Adirondak 'tween the "Welcome to" and the "Y'all come back" Yeah, y'all come back Yeah, some folks thinking we're backwards, kicking them cow turds Can't pronounciate them hard to pronounce words But they ain't never got their swerve on a country girl curve If they did, they'd be out here drinking them a cold beer With their name on their shirt In between the "Welcome to" and the "Y'all come back" A nowhere somewhere on the map Hit the job for the work Hit the bar for the flirt Hit the pew for the church When we die, hit the dirt That's the way it is and how it's gon' be If I disappear, back here here one day you'll find me With a cold six pack 'tween the "Welcome to" and the "Y'all come back" Yeah, y'all come back (y'all come back) You find me driving my cowboy Cadillac 'Tween the "Welcome to" and the "Y'all come back" Y'all come back now, you hear?