Fat Randy

He's big, fat, ugly, and mean Too many beers and he's a shitting machine Once he's drunk he likes to fight Any 15 year old in sight Don't try to run, don't try to hide He'll steal your car without thinking twice Stop the party, hide your shit Because Fat Randy's in the house tonight Hooo (Fat Randy) Hooo (Fat Randy) Hooo (Fat Randy) Ho High school parties are his thing He drives up in his orange machine He'll start fighting with his friends Fat Randy gets you in the end Fat Randy snuck in my house Fat Randy shit on my couch Fat Randy quiet as a mouse Fat Randy, Fat Randy! I see Fat Randy now and then Driving around with a carload of friends I see Fat Randy now and then Driving around with a carload of friends Fat Randy snuck in my house Fat Randy shit on my couch Fat Randy quiet as a mouse Fat Randy, he catch on me Fat Randy, Fat Randy! Fat Randy, Fat Randy! Fat Randy, Fat Randy! Fat Randy, Fat Randy! Hooo (Fat Randy) Hooo (He's quiet as a mouse, Fat Randy) Hooo (Shit on my couch, Fat Randy) Hooo (He's quiet as a mouse, Fat Randy) Hooo (Shit on my couch, Fat Randy) Hooo (He's quiet as a mouse, Fat Randy) Hooo (Shit on my couch, Fat Randy) Hooo