(Ohhhh, East? I thought you said Weest!)
I feel like the newest Avenger
I got a durag on my head with a wave brush
And my house is made out of bricks and boxes
I tried to paint my house using Crayola crayons
I tried to race a turtle but I lost
And I should've never bought the invisible boat mobile
I knew I should've just stayed a regular fry cook
And my grandma gave me an itchy sweater
And I used to be a teddy bear but I'm a human now
And I'm drinking water like a dog
I was raised in a forest like Tarzan
But instead I was raised like Caillou
I used to be a part of the Power Rangers
But now I'm just a regular Expo marker
All I ever wanted to be was an actor
Until they told me that I was just a better rapper
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