Dear Reader. We have had enough. He can’t keep doing this to us. There has to be a line in the sand eventually – a point where the fun and games have to end. Charlie Puth. We insist you drop ‘Light Switch’ immediately. IMMEDIATELY.
Those of you who don’t spend your days swiping through TikToks may not be aware, but what might be the greatest pop song of 2021 is coming. For weeks now, A list popster Charlie Puth has been teasing a new song. It’s called ‘Light Switch’, because it includes the sound of a clunking mechanical wall switch. But it’s so much more than that.
Previewed across six videos now, we know we’re being marketed at – we’re not stupid – but also, it’s worked. We’re laying awake at night with the chorus ear-worming round our heads. And the only way we can think to increase the pressure is to infect everyone until that BLOODY MONSTER Charlie Puth is forced to relent. We know it’s done, ‘Charlie’. Sort it out. Now.
You can check out all six instalments of the ‘Light Switch’ saga below – but we warn you, once you listen, it’ll haunt you.
@charlieputh I’m freaking out wtf just happened….. 💡
♬ original sound – Charlie Puth
@charlieputh If this song gets 100,000 pre saves I’ll finish it and drop it. Link in bio 💡
♬ original sound – Charlie Puth
@charlieputh My record label is begging me to finish this song
♬ original sound – Charlie Puth
@charlieputh My record label won’t stop calling 💡
♬ original sound – Charlie Puth
@charlieputh I’m almost done with this Light Switch song. Pre save it if you want it now. Link in bio 💡
♬ original sound – Charlie Puth
@charlieputh I’m stressed…everyone tell Jeff to leave me alone…..Pre save link in bio 💡
♬ original sound – Charlie Puth
If you can’t be bothered to watch six TikToks, someone has uploaded them all to Youtube.
People are trying to combine all the parts we’ve had so far to make a full track.
They’re even making their own covers. Which go off.
Get it sorted, Puth. Clock’s tick(tock)ing.
