It was the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, no Indoor Pets nor a mouse.
The stockings were there, hung up by King Nun,
In hopes that St Nick (and Fur) soon would come.
Christmas parties are a compulsory part of the festive season, you know. Like that awkward present swap with your Aunt Mabel; you have to come. It’s the basically the law.
Hopefully Dork’s Xmas bash is a little more enticing than stale mince pies with annoying relatives, though – we’re taking over the Old Blue Last in London on 11th December.
Oh, and it’s absolutely free.
Heading up the bill are our pals in Indoor Pets – and no, your eyes aren’t deceiving you; it’s Get Inuit under a brand new name.
Then we have Dork’s current cover stars King Nun, who bring fun and mischief with them wherever they go – and top-notch bangers too, obviously.
And first on are Brighton newcomers FUR, who you might have seen playing their stonking retro indie-pop alongside the likes of Blaenavon and Bloody Knees.
Pick up your free tickets at Dice now, and add yourself to the Facebook event. It’s going to be great.
You can order our new issue featuring both a festive playlist from Jamie Indoor Pets, and the lovely King Nun both here and below.
Not a creature was stirring, no Indoor Pets nor a mouse.
The stockings were there, hung up by King Nun,
In hopes that St Nick (and Fur) soon would come.
Christmas parties are a compulsory part of the festive season, you know. Like that awkward present swap with your Aunt Mabel; you have to come. It’s the basically the law.
Hopefully Dork’s Xmas bash is a little more enticing than stale mince pies with annoying relatives, though – we’re taking over the Old Blue Last in London on 11th December.
Oh, and it’s absolutely free.
Heading up the bill are our pals in Indoor Pets – and no, your eyes aren’t deceiving you; it’s Get Inuit under a brand new name.
Then we have Dork’s current cover stars King Nun, who bring fun and mischief with them wherever they go – and top-notch bangers too, obviously.
And first on are Brighton newcomers FUR, who you might have seen playing their stonking retro indie-pop alongside the likes of Blaenavon and Bloody Knees.
Pick up your free tickets at Dice now, and add yourself to the Facebook event. It’s going to be great.
You can order our new issue featuring both a festive playlist from Jamie Indoor Pets, and the lovely King Nun both here and below.
