Get your coins out people, Jeff Goldblum is doing an album

Ya like jazz?
If you needed any more proof that we are living in a simulation, Jeff Goldblum has announced he’s doing an album.

Apparently, the actor impressed label execs after playing the piano for Gregory Porter on Graham Norton last year.

Decca Records (Universal’s classical label) flew out to Los Angeles to meet with Jeff and discuss recording an album.

In a statement from Decca, A&R director Tom Lewis said, “As far as I can tell, everyone loves Jeff Goldblum. He’s a fantastic jazz pianist, a great band leader and just about the loveliest man in the world.

“His love of jazz is infectious and whenever he plays he makes you feel very happy. If we can take Jeff’s music into people’s homes then we will be helping, in our own small way, to make the world a happier place.”

He’s right, more Jeff Goldblum content will only improve the world.

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