Murphy's Law

[Verse 1]

Have you seen my motorcycle?

It was parked out in the drive

They repossessed my midlife crisis

How the hell can they do that?

I got my lawyer on the phone

He says he's been disbarred

I ain't got no cap and gown

But I know Murphy's Law

[Chorus]

Isn't it amazing

How the world keeps spinnin'

And the birds keep chirpin'

And the fish keep swimmin'

All while I hit

Every red light in town

All while I hit

Every red light in town

[Verse 2]

Have you seen my dignity?

It was right here yesterday

Now I'm sitting eating crow

Repo man took it all away

Bus pulls past with an ad

"Have you been injured? Give us a call"

I ain't got no cap and gown

But I know Murphy's Law

[Chorus]

Isn't it amazing

How the world keeps spinnin'

And the birds keep chirpin'

And the fish keep swimmin'

All while I hit

Every red light in town

[Chorus]

Isn't it amazing

How the world keeps spinnin'

And the birds keep chirpin'

And the fish keep swimmin'

All while I hit

Every red light in town

All while I hit

Every red light in town

[Outro]

While we're making sense of things

Let's make a little bit of peace with things

While we're making sense of things

Let's make a little bit of peace with things

While we're making sense of things

Let's make a little bit of peace with things

Whoa-oh