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Camper Van Beethoven – Where the Hell is Bill? (1985) | Track profile | Dork

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Camper Van Beethoven
Telephone Free Landslide Victory
Where the Hell is Bill?

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Camper Van Beethoven

Where the Hell is Bill?

Release date: 1st June 1985

From Telephone Free Landslide Victory

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About This Track

"Where the Hell is Bill?" is a track by Camper Van Beethoven, from the album Telephone Free Landslide Victory, released 1st June 1985. Full lyrics are available below.

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Camper Van Beethoven

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Lyrics

Where the Hell is Bill?

Where, where the Hell is Bill?

Where, where the Hell is Bill?

Where, where the Hell is Bill?

Where, where the Hell is Bill?

Well, maybe he went to get a sideways haircut

Maybe he went to get a striped shirt

Maybe he went to get some plastic shoes

Maybe he went to get some funny sunglasses

Well, maybe he went to get an Air Force parka

Maybe he went to get a Vespa scooter

Maybe he went to get a British flag

Maybe he went to go Mod Ska dancing

Well, maybe he went to get a mohawk

And maybe he went to get some gnarly thrash boots

Maybe he went to go ride his skateboard

Maybe he went to see the Circle Jerks

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Track details

From Telephone Free Landslide Victory

1985

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Album

Telephone Free Landslide Victory

Camper Van Beethoven

Release year

1985

—Opi Rides Again
—Yanqui Go Home
—Ambiguity Song
—Oh No!
—The Day That Lassie Went to the Moon
—Atkuda
—Balalaika Gap
—Border Ska
—9 of Disks
—Club Med Sucks
—Colonel Enrique Adolfo Bermudez
—Epigram #2
—Epigram #5
—I Don't See You
—Mao Reminisces About His Days in Southern China
—Payed Vacation: Greece
—Skinhead Stomp
—Tina
—Wasting All Your Time
—Wasted
—Vladivostok
—Cowboys from Hollywood
—Where the Hell is Bill?

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Writer: Camper Van Beethoven
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