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Captain Everything! – Helen (2001) | Track profile | Dork

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Captain Everything!
Learning To Play With...
Helen

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Captain Everything!

Helen

Release date: 2001

From Learning To Play With...Track 2

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"Helen" is a track by Captain Everything!, from the album Learning To Play With..., released 2001.

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From Learning To Play With...

2001

Album

Learning To Play With...

Captain Everything!

Track number

2

Release year

2001

1Unlucky Strike
1:28
2My Girlfriend's Dad Runs A Sweatshop
2:25
3What Do You Know?
1:53
4Picture Of You
3:46
5The One Minute Love Song
1:05
6Here With Me
3:02
7Diary Of A Spengler
2:42
8The Cheesiest Line
3:15
9The Cunningly Titled "Ska Song"
3:34
10Hey Lags! Nice Slacks!!
2:55
11All My Clothes Are Brown
2:34
12M.I.L.F
1:31
13Catch The Pigeon
2:09
14Watford Pride!
0:33
1Holiday In Casablanca
7:12
2Helen

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