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The Best of Chas 'N' Dave
Ain’t No Pleasing You

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Ain’t No Pleasing You

From The Best of Chas 'N' Dave

4:14

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"Ain’t No Pleasing You" is a track by Chas & Dave, from the album The Best of Chas 'N' Dave. The track is 4:14 long.

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From The Best of Chas 'N' Dave

4:14

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The Best of Chas 'N' Dave

—In Sickness And In Health
2:18
—Rabbit
2:24
—Ain’t No Pleasing You
4:14
—The Sideboard Song (Got My Beer In The Sideboard Here)
2:46
—Margate
2:21
—London Girls
3:40
—Gertcha
3:51
—Turn That Noise Down
3:15
—Snooker Loopy
3:49
—I Wonder In Whose Arms
3:20
—Mustn’t Grumble
3:48
—Wish I Could Write a Love Song
4:00
—Poor Old Mr. Woogie
3:17
—Wallop
3:00
—That Old Piano
3:32
—Massage Parlour
4:27
—Bored Stiff
2:40
—Flying
3:30
—Miserable Saturday Night
2:20
—My Melancholy Baby
2:19
—Stop Dreaming
3:06
—Give It Gavotte
2:06
—Beer Belly
3:24

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