Pissed (With Pie)

[Moyles]

I wanna be drunk when I wake up

I wanna be drunk by 7 o'clock

I wanna be smashed before the world wakes

Pouring vodka not milk on my Corn Flakes

[Both]

No coffee 'cause I would not be drunk at all

I wanna be drunk by This Morning

'cause a bit of booze makes it less boring

Schofield, windshield I'm not very sober

I think I'll struggle to get through this song

[Sheerhan]

'cause I need some booze every once in a while

Helps me get through Jeremy Kyle

All dramas through lie detection

Mum fucked a member of One Direction

Pass the lager, let's  stop the thinking and

Carry on with a whole lot of drinking beer with pie, with pie

Maybe I'll stop drinking now

Stop my drinking now

Stop my drinking now

Or maybe just one more

[Moyles]

Walking into work, I am winning

I wish this room would stop its bloody spinning

Another meeting, they're all repeating and my attention is now depleting

I need to get to lunchtime so I can drink again

And maybe other people like me

You see the little stain below, it really is pee

Pants are damper, should be wearing Pampers

'cause I just think I wet myself

[Sheerhan]

'cause when it comes to the evening time

I spill words when I'm downing the red wine

I strike a cool pose, in Waitrose

Chucked out by a guard with a large nose

Try to hide it

Try to fight it

It's too late 'cause I think I shit myself, with pie, with pie

[Moyles]

Maybe I'll stop drinking now

Stop my drinking now

Stop my drinking now

Or maybe just one more

[Both]

All by myself

In a Mexican bar

All by myself

In casualty

All by myself

Outside of casualty

All by myself

[Moyles]

Just drunk again

Yes I'm drunk again

Completely drunk again

I think I need some sleep