Mustard Man

He would’ve put his mind in a can

Perfectly they changed him into mustard man

And add just a touch of who we are

And gave him many years of life inside the insect jar

Decidedly he did his best to exist

Ironically he never ever took a risk

And I know you try hard

And I know it gets so easy, looks so greasy

Hey mustard man

I try in his dead hand

Now just what is your plan

Hey mustard man

Little girl who went on a scenic drive

Oh how nice

Naturally he tried to take his own life

Immediately they gave him two or three wives

I saw everything they did to him that day

And I kind of have to wonder what he has to say

Pick all his bones, you whistle while you work

Pick it all, I like the way that smirks

And I know you try hard

And I know it should be easy, gets so greasy

Hey mustard man

Now just what is your plan

Now just glide into day

Hey mustard man

Little girl who went on a scenic drive

Oh how nice

Hey mustard man

Well what’s your plan

Now I lie in the den

Hey mustard man

Little girl who went on a scenic drive