Opening Night… (9-Bit Version)

The thirteen tracks which you are about to hear
Were long ago hidden away
Deemed too grotesque for public consumption
By the American recording industry
Recently, however, they were unearthed
By the homicide unit of the L.A.P.D
These tracks would soon gain infamy as key evidence
Allegedly linking Ice Nine Kills frontman, Spencer Charnas
To the brutal slaying of his twenty eight-year old fiancé
Though the original title
Of this disturbing collection of songs remains unknown
These cuts would forever be remembered as Welcome to Horrorwood