Couldn’t Do It (Happy Shopper Mix)

[Spoken Intro]

Hey, I know what! I know this one really well

This would be different than anything we've ever done before on stage

[Verse 1]

I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts

Stand on my head, juggle three alley cats

Take out King Kong, still feel strong, baby

Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken

Bat feet, frog's tongue, not take a lickin'

Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster

I'd get a charge, still feel the mosta

Take out the mummy, the werewolf and dog man

Save a dying princess from the Toxic Avenger's plan

Head on with Godzilla, not flinch a muscle

Out Captain Kirk without the slightest of hustle

Drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff

Say no to the gogo but then toke on a fat splif

Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead

Back from the grave, a walk with the undead

[Chorus]

I couldn't do it

Could you do it?

No, I couldn't do it

Could you do it?

[Verse 2]

I could nurture a flower, grow into a triffid

Spit lethal poison, leave your body feelin' rigid

Talked to Satan, I talked to God

I'll be standing in the flesh with my hand on my big...

[Chorus]

I couldn't do it

Could you do it?

I couldn't do it

Could you do it?

I couldn't do it

Could you do it?

[Instrumental Solo]

[Verse 1]

If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts

Stand on my head, juggle three alley cats

Take out King Kong, still feel strong, baby

Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken

Bat feet, frog's tongue, not take a lickin'

Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster

I'd get a charge, still feel the mosta

Take out the mummy and werewolf and then the dog man

Save a dying princess from the Toxic Avenger's plan

Head on with Godzilla, not flinch a muscle

Out Captain Kirk without the slightest of hustle

Drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff

Say no to the gogo but then toke on a fat splif

Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead

Back from the grave, take a walk with the undead

[Chorus]

I couldn't do it

Could you do it?

I couldn't do it

Could you do it?