Bye Bye Bubble Belly

Oh I was thinking I couldn't do better

Than this girl who stuck gum straight on the leather

Of this disgusting & expensive sofa

Didn't even try to hide it

It wasn't like this at the wedding

Light years before heavy drinking

She tried to teach me how to sit cross-legged

Underneath the table

But I could be pleasingly shiny

Not teasing her with shyness

Not sad with the skellyetons at the bar

& I could draw a perfect line

Half this town call me Caroline

Say baby what is yours is mine

Was even thinking that I couldn't do better

Than the woman at Whitechapel Welfare Center

Who signs me on every other week

& thank god she never speaks to me

It wasn't like this at the wedding

Light years before heavy drinking

She tried to teach me how to sit cross-legged

Underneath the table

But I could be pleasingly shiny

Not teasing her with shyness

Not sad with the skeletons at the bar

& I could draw a perfect line

Half this town call me Caroline

Say baby what is yours is mine

So I said bye bye bubble belly

Bubble belly bye bye

Bye bye bubble belly

Bubble belly bye bye

Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye

Bye bye bubble belly

Bubble belly bye bye