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Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine

CARTER THE UNSTOPPABLE SEX MACHINE

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Also known asA Sex MachineCarterCarter U.S.M.Carter (The Unstoppable Sex Machine)Carter (U.S.M.)Carter (USM)Carter - The Unstoppable Sex MachineCarter The U.S.M.Carter The USMCarter The Unstop...Carter U. S. M.Carter U.S.MCarter U.S.M.Carter USMCarter UsmSex Machine

Members

Ben LambertLesley CarterJames Morrison (4)Wez (2)Salvador Alessi

If you like Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine

The Wonder Stuff

The Wonder Stuff

Half Man Half Biscuit

Half Man Half Biscuit

Pop Will Eat Itself

Pop Will Eat Itself

Ned's Atomic Dustbin

Ned's Atomic Dustbin

Jesus Jones

Jesus Jones

Inspiral Carpets

Inspiral Carpets

Cud

Terrorvision

Terrorvision

Shed Seven

Shed Seven

Sleeper

Sleeper

Releases

Albums

The Drum Machine Years Volume 1 (1990-1991)

2009

Sessions

1998

And It's Goodnight From Him

1991

Glam Rock Cops

Glam Rock Cops

30 Something

30 Something

101 Damnations

101 Damnations

Sheriff Fatman

Sheriff Fatman

Worry Bomb

Worry Bomb

Bloodsport for All

Bloodsport for All

Rubbish

Rubbish

1992 The Love Album

1992 The Love Album

Brixton Mortars

Brixton Mortars

Lenny And Terence

Lenny And Terence

A Sheltered Life

A Sheltered Life

Post Historic Monsters

Post Historic Monsters

Lean On Me I Won’t Fall Over

Lean On Me I Won’t Fall Over

After The Watershed

After The Watershed

Born On The 5th Of November

Born On The 5th Of November

Do Re Me, So Far So Good

Do Re Me, So Far So Good

I Blame the Government

I Blame the Government

Other Editions

The Elmers End Riot (Live At Edenfest 2011)

2016

Hello, Good Evening, Welcome. And Goodbye (Live At Maida Vale)

2015

1992: The Love Album (Deluxe Version)

1992: The Love Album (Deluxe Version)

16th May 1992

Live

Live

30 Something (Deluxe Version)

30 Something (Deluxe Version)

EPs

Mark Goodier Session (2 March 1991)

2017

BBC Radio One Session (16 February 1994)

2016

The Impossible Dream (EP)

The Impossible Dream (EP)

Singles

30 Something (Deluxe Version)

30 Something (Deluxe Version)

101 Damnations (Bonus Edition)

101 Damnations (Bonus Edition)

Tracks by Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine

50+ tracks in our catalogue

19931992 The Love Album

1993 (2012 Remaster)1992: The Love Album (Deluxe Version)

2 Million Years BCPost Historic Monsters

23:59 End of the WorldBrixton Mortars

23:59 End Of The WorldI Blame the Government

19931992 The Love Album
1993 (2012 Remaster)1992: The Love Album (Deluxe Version)
3:14
2 Million Years BCPost Historic Monsters
23:59 End of the WorldBrixton Mortars
24 Minutes From Tulse Hill
A Bachelor for Baden PowellPost Historic Monsters
A Nation of Shoplifters1992 The Love Album
A Nation of Shoplifters (2012 Remaster)1992: The Love Album (Deluxe Version)
2:04
A Perfect Day to Drop the Bomb101 Damnations
A Perfect Day to Drop the Bomb (Live at the Feile Festival, 31 July 1992)1992: The Love Album (Deluxe Version)
5:57

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Sheriff Fatman

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Surfin' USM

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After The Watershed (Early Learning The Hard Way)

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24 Minutes From Tulse Hill

The Drum Machine Years Volume 1 (1990-1991)

4:17

24 Minutes From Tulse Hill

24 Minutes To Tulse HillAnd It's Goodnight From Him

A Bachelor for Baden PowellPost Historic Monsters

A Nation of Shoplifters1992 The Love Album

A Nation of Shoplifters (2012 Remaster)1992: The Love Album (Deluxe Version)

A Perfect Day to Drop the Bomb101 Damnations

A Perfect Day To Drop The BombThe Drum Machine Years Volume 1 (1990-1991)

A Perfect Day to Drop the Bomb (Live at the Feile Festival, 31 July 1992)1992: The Love Album (Deluxe Version)

A Prince in a Pauper's Grave30 Something

A Prince In A Pauper's GraveThe Drum Machine Years Volume 1 (1990-1991)

A Prince In A Pauper's GraveSessions

A Prince In A Pauper's GraveHello, Good Evening, Welcome. And Goodbye (Live At Maida Vale)

A Prince in a Pauper's Grave (Live at the Feile Festival, 31 July 1992)1992: The Love Album (Deluxe Version)

A Prince In A Paupers GraveThe Elmers End Riot (Live At Edenfest 2011)

A Sheltered LifeSessions

A Sheltered LifeMark Goodier Session (2 March 1991)

A Sheltered Life

A Sheltered LifeStraw Donkey... The Singles

A World Without DaveBrixton Mortars

A World Without DaveA World Without Dave

After the Watershed

After the Watershed (2012 Remaster)1992: The Love Album (Deluxe Version)

After The Watershed (Early Learning The Hard Way)Straw Donkey... The Singles

After The Watershed (Early Learning The Hard Way)The Elmers End Riot (Live At Edenfest 2011)

After The Watershed (Early Learning The Hard Way)After The Watershed

After the Watershed (Live at the Feile Festival, 31 July 1992)1992: The Love Album (Deluxe Version)

Airplane FoodBorn On The 5th Of November

Airplane Food / Airplane Fast FoodWorry Bomb

Alternative Alf GarnettBBC Radio One Session (16 February 1994)

Alternative Alf GarnettWorry Bomb

Alternative Alf GarnettSessions

Always The Bridesmaid Never The BrideLean On Me I Won’t Fall Over

An All American National Sport101 Damnations

An All American National SportThe Drum Machine Years Volume 1 (1990-1991)

And God Created BrixtonA World Without Dave

And God Created BrixtonHello, Good Evening, Welcome. And Goodbye (Live At Maida Vale)

And God Created Brixton

Another Brick in the Wall1992 The Love Album

Another Brick in the Wall (2012 Remaster)1992: The Love Album (Deluxe Version)

Anytime Anyplace AnywhereThe Drum Machine Years Volume 1 (1990-1991)

Anytime Anyplace AnywhereStraw Donkey... The Singles

Anytime Anyplace Anywhere

Anytime Anyplace Anywhere - 2012 Remaster30 Something (Deluxe Version)

Anytime Anyplace Anywhere - 2012 Remaster30 Something (Deluxe Version)

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The Only Living Boy in New Cross

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Sheriff Fatman - 761996

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A Prince in a Pauper's Grave

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Midnight on the Murder Mile

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Bloodsport for All

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Shopper's Paradise

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G.I. Blues

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Anytime Anyplace Anywhere

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Everytime a Churchbell Rings

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