Kokopeli Face Tattoo (Alternate)

[Verse 1] I was a sexy little viper rune In the corner of a King Tut tomb When the hate train started Going "Choo-choo." I was a rat on a burning ship When we sunk, our fire got put out It was just like the great plague It's like the birth of underwear [Chorus] Hey dude I hate everything you do But I’m trying really hard to not hate you 'cause Hating you won’t make you suck any less [Verse 2] I was a wheel in a war machine Now I’m a toilet in a restaurant Somebody’s gotta do it I know my place I was a baby killing Cadillac Now I’m a drug induced heart attack Somebody’s gotta do it I know my place [Chorus] Hey dude, I hate everything you do But I'm trying really hard to not hate you 'cause Hating you won't make you suck any less [Bridge] Have you ever wanted to be Have you ever wanted to see Something better, in the mirror Have you ever wanted to go Have you ever wanted to know Something greener, something cleaner I bet you got something beautiful in mind [Verse 3] They’re gonna beat me till I’m black and blue Give me a Kokopeli face tattoo And I’ll tell you a secret Kreuz is German for "Williams" In the blood cult of the misled youth I’ve got a bad case of the yellow flashlight blues Let me tell you some weird shit Civil war, civil war, civil war, civil war, civil war [Chorus] Hey dude, I hate everything you do But I'm trying really hard to not hate you 'cause Hating you won't make you suck any less Hating you won't make you suck any less Hating you won't make you suck any less